You're So F***ing Croydon

Type:Theatre

The Lantern Theatre, 77 St James's Street, Brighton, BN2 1PA

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You're So F***ing Croydon

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Youre SO F**king Croydon! is a bold dive into the female working-class experience and noughties club culture, blending music, dance, comedy and Croydons most infamous celebrities.

It was my nemesis, I hated Croydon with a real vengeance. It represented everything I didnt want in my life, everything I wanted to get away from. I think its the most derogatory thing I can say about somebody or something: God, its so f**king Croydon! David Bowie

Set against the gritty backdrop of Croydons reputation, this interactive show aims to challenge Bowies quote. Its not just a story about a place, but about every woman whos been defined by where she comes from. With a cheeky "Love of Huns" aesthetic and a Save the Last Dance-esque finale, it celebrates resilience, power, and the refusal to be pigeonholed! Whether youve walked Croydons streets or not, YSFC resonates with humour and heart, featuring David Bowie in the most unexpected ways. Ed fringe Excellence Award-Runner up 2024

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You're So F***ing Croydon (8 May 2025)
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Thursday19:00
You're So F***ing Croydon (9 May 2025)
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Friday19:00

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