Simon Evans: Have We Met?

Type:Comedy

The Old Market, Upper Market Street, Hove, BN3 1AS

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Simon Evans: Have We Met?

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Simon is back at TOM with his brand new show - completing the trilogy that began with Genius 2.0 and The Work of the Devil.

Have We Met? finds Simon Evans standing, like Ulysses in Tennyson’s famous verse, gazing out over the moaning deep and the twinkling rocks and wondering whether to seek a newer world? To smite the sounding furrows? To strive, to seek, and to find? Or whether in fact, to put the kettle on, crack open the Hobnobs and simply yield?

Drawing on Joyce, Proust and the career of Philip Schofield to make sense of his own tangled past and possible future, Evans skilfully weaves comedy, pathos and narrowly averted cancellation into an unforgettable two hours of unique entertainment.

★★★★★ "A masterclass" - The Scotsman

★★★★ "Jaw-dropping" - Chortle

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Simon Evans: Have We Met? (13 June 2025)
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Friday19:30

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