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About
This is not a musical. Milton Jones is tone deaf and has no sense of rhythm, but at least he doesn’t make a song and dance about it.
He has more important things to discuss. Like giraffes... and there’s a bit about tomatoes.
You might know him from Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo or Radio 4. Or that time he stood for the Scottish National Party, fought a hard campaign, but in the end had to respect the wishes of the people of Cardiff.
A whole new show of daftness. You know it makes sense.
Warning - contains jokes from the start.
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Guide Prices
| Ticket Type | Ticket Tariff |
|---|---|
| Standard | £35.50 |
Note: Prices are a guide only and may change on a daily basis.
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Opening Times
| Milton Jones: HA!milton (19 Sept 2025) | ||
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| Day | Times | |
| Friday | 19:30 | |
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